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ruffeFOUR KINGS
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KING NUMBER ONE
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER. HE WAS THE STRONGEST KING
HE HAD ELEVEN DAUGHTERS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
HE HAD ELEVEN AUNTS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
HE HAD ELEVEN MAID-SERVANTS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
BUT HE HAD NE’ER BEEN A MOTHER-FUCKER YES BOY
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE MORNING WHEN THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE MISTY HILLS HE FUCKED’EM IN THE STREAMS
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE AFTERNOONS WHEN THE AIR IS SO HOT
HE FUCKED’EM AND HE FUCKED’EM TILL THE EVENING CAME ABOARD
AND TILL MIDNIGHT HE FUCKED’EM TILL THEY BEGAN TO CRY
HE LAY ALONE AT MIDNIGHT LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTIINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK‘IS PRIDE
WITH HIS BALLS OF GOLD BOY WITH HIS CURLY LOCKS
HE LAY ALONE IN MIDNIGHT LISTENING TO THE RAINS
AND WHEN’T’WAS SNOWING BOY HE WAS LISTENING AGAIN
AND IF THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO THE FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE THE WISEST WOMEN WAS SITTING ON HIS THRONE
LISTENING TO ADVICES AND THE WORDS OF GOD
SHE LISTENED TO THE GOD BOY AND KEPT ALL THIS IN MIND
AND THEN SHE GAVE THE ORDERS INTENSIVELY BRIGHT
SHE GAVE THE ORDERS TO HER MEN ATTENTIVE CRUEL LOUD
AND THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY BOY WAS HAPPY SMILING PROUD
KING NUMBER TWO
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE MIGHTIEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS SISTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS AUNTS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
AND NE’ER HE FUCKED’IS MAID-SERVANTS NE’ER HE FUCKED’EM ALL
BUT BOY HE FUCKED’IS MOTHER EVERY TUESDAY MORN
HE FUCKED’ER IN THE MORNING WHEN THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING
HE FUCKED;ER IN NHE HOTTEST NOON WHEN LOCUSTS STOP TO SPRING
HE FUCKED’ER IN THE MISTY HILLS HE FUCKED’ER IN THE STREAMS
.HE FUCKED’ER IN THE EVENINGS WHEN STARS ARE SHINING BRIGHT
AND THEY WERE HAPPY BOY OH YES HOW CAN BE MOM AND CHILD
AND AFTER ALL HE LAY ALONE LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK’IS PRIDE
WITH’IS BALLS OF BRONZE BOY LISTENING TO THE RAINS
LISTENING TO THE TREES BOY OAK AND BIRCHE AND ELMS
LISTENING TO THE WILD CATS WHO DWELL IN THE MISTY HILLS
AND WHEN THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE THE SWEETHEART WOMAN SAT ON’ER HUSBAND’S THRONE
BUT ONLY ON THE TUESDAYS WHEN SHE WAS ALL ALONE
SHE ORDERED BRING THE FLOWER-POTS ALL FILLED WITH NARCISSAE
AND ROSES SO RICH AND LARGE THENCE NE’ER CAN SEE’ER TEARS
SHE GAVE THE ORDERS TO’ER MEN WITH VOICE COARSE BUT LOUD
AND PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY WERE HAPPY SMILING PROUD
KING NUMBER THREE – THE THIRD ONE
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE SMARTEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS IN MISTY HILLS OR STREAMS
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS MOTHEE HE NE’ER FUCKED A LLAMA
HE NE’ER FUCKED A SHEEP BOY HE NE’ER FUCKED AN IGUANA
HE NE’ER FUCKED A DOLPHIN HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS MATES
HE NE’ER FUCKED A PRICKLY PEAR BOY BUT HE ALWAYS MASTURBATED
HE MASTURBATED ALL DAY LONG IF’T’WAS RAIN OR NOT
HE MASTURBATED IN THE FIELLDS AND ALSO ON A TOP
OF VERY HUGE CUCUMBER TREE ON VERY TOP OF TREE
ISIDE THE MOST ABANDONED CAVES DEEP BENEATH THE SEA
HE MUSTURBATED IN THE GRASS AND ON THE MARQUETRY
AND IN THE NIGHT HE LAY ALONE LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
TO EVERY WHISPER HE CAN HEAR HANDS ON’IS SILKY SHEETS
WITH STEADY COCK AND COPPER BALLS AND BITTER SMILE ON LIPS
HE LISTENED TO THE ROCKY MOON TO DOGS WHO SCREAM AND BARK
TO FROGS CROACKING IN THE POOL TO DEERS WHO STARTS THE FIGHT
AND IF THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE ROMANTIC WOMAN BOUGHT A BOEING AIR-PLANE
AND SHE WAS FLYING TO AND FRO IN THE PSYHOTIC CONSTRAINT
BUT FIRST OF ALL SHE WAS A QUEEN AND USED TO SIT ON THRONE
BUT OFT SHE RUSHED TO THE BOTTLES OF WHISKEY VERMOUTH RUM
AND THERE SHE’S SITTING ON THE THRONE LISTENING TO’ER GOD
AND THE PEOPLE WHOM SHE RULED WERE HAPPIEST IN THE WORLD
KING THE FOURTH
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE RICHEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS SISTERS
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS RELATIVES BOY IT’S ALL TRUE
BUT HE FUCKED THE SENSE OF HUMOUR BOY HE FUCKED OLD PYTAGORE
HE FUCKED PICASSO AND CHAGALL AND THE MUSUC OF SATIE
HE FUCKED THE SUNDAY MORNINGS HE FUCKED THE ROCK’N’ROLL
HE FUCKED THE TANKS OF GASOLINE AND ANTISEPTIC PILLS
HE FUCKED ALL THE COLLIDERS WITH THEIR DETECTORS BRAND-NEW
HE FUCKED FOOTBALL AND RUGBY HE FUCKED THE EVENING NEWS
HE FUCKED TILL GLOOMY MIDNIGHT PILED UP THE NEIGHBORING SPRUCE
AND AFTER ALL HE LAY ALONE LISTENINING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK‘IS PRIDE
WITH’IS BALLS OF IRON BOY WITH’IS CURLS ALL GOLD’N’BLUE
LISTENING TO THE PAMPA GRASS WHICH EVIDENTLY GREW
LISTENING TO THE STARS WHICH WERE SMILING IN THE DEPTH OF HEAVEN
AND WHEN THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
THE QUEEN WHO WORE PROMPTLY THE DIAMOND STRIPED DRESS
WAS SITTING ON THE THRONE LISTENING EAST AND WEST
SHE TRIED TO USE’ER COMMON SENSE BUT DIFFICULT’T WAS
SHE BIT OF SCREAMED AND WEPT AT FIRST BUT BEEING TRAINED ACTRESS
AT LAST EXPLAINED SHE ROYAL WILL DISTINCTIVELY AND BRIGHTLY
SO ALL OF HER DEVOTED CREW FELT HAPPY HIGH AND MIGHTY
THE END
First printed by Finel in Logras, France thanks esp. to Daniel, Sylvie and Kevin
Who - it may be? - inspired me unwillingly having been slept in the next room but close to my bed.-
june – july 1993
The second printing with some corrections Moscow, august 2005
Thanks to my son, Alexey, who presented this computer to me.
.
KING NUMBER ONE
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER. HE WAS THE STRONGEST KING
HE HAD ELEVEN DAUGHTERS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
HE HAD ELEVEN AUNTS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
HE HAD ELEVEN MAID-SERVANTS AND FUCKED’EM ALL
BUT HE HAD NE’ER BEEN A MOTHER-FUCKER YES BOY
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE MORNING WHEN THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE MISTY HILLS HE FUCKED’EM IN THE STREAMS
HE FUCKED’EM IN THE AFTERNOONS WHEN THE AIR IS SO HOT
HE FUCKED’EM AND HE FUCKED’EM TILL THE EVENING CAME ABOARD
AND TILL MIDNIGHT HE FUCKED’EM TILL THEY BEGAN TO CRY
HE LAY ALONE AT MIDNIGHT LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTIINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK‘IS PRIDE
WITH HIS BALLS OF GOLD BOY WITH HIS CURLY LOCKS
HE LAY ALONE IN MIDNIGHT LISTENING TO THE RAINS
AND WHEN’T’WAS SNOWING BOY HE WAS LISTENING AGAIN
AND IF THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO THE FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE THE WISEST WOMEN WAS SITTING ON HIS THRONE
LISTENING TO ADVICES AND THE WORDS OF GOD
SHE LISTENED TO THE GOD BOY AND KEPT ALL THIS IN MIND
AND THEN SHE GAVE THE ORDERS INTENSIVELY BRIGHT
SHE GAVE THE ORDERS TO HER MEN ATTENTIVE CRUEL LOUD
AND THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY BOY WAS HAPPY SMILING PROUD
KING NUMBER TWO
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE MIGHTIEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS SISTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS AUNTS HE NE’ER FUCKED’EM ALL
AND NE’ER HE FUCKED’IS MAID-SERVANTS NE’ER HE FUCKED’EM ALL
BUT BOY HE FUCKED’IS MOTHER EVERY TUESDAY MORN
HE FUCKED’ER IN THE MORNING WHEN THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING
HE FUCKED;ER IN NHE HOTTEST NOON WHEN LOCUSTS STOP TO SPRING
HE FUCKED’ER IN THE MISTY HILLS HE FUCKED’ER IN THE STREAMS
.HE FUCKED’ER IN THE EVENINGS WHEN STARS ARE SHINING BRIGHT
AND THEY WERE HAPPY BOY OH YES HOW CAN BE MOM AND CHILD
AND AFTER ALL HE LAY ALONE LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK’IS PRIDE
WITH’IS BALLS OF BRONZE BOY LISTENING TO THE RAINS
LISTENING TO THE TREES BOY OAK AND BIRCHE AND ELMS
LISTENING TO THE WILD CATS WHO DWELL IN THE MISTY HILLS
AND WHEN THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE THE SWEETHEART WOMAN SAT ON’ER HUSBAND’S THRONE
BUT ONLY ON THE TUESDAYS WHEN SHE WAS ALL ALONE
SHE ORDERED BRING THE FLOWER-POTS ALL FILLED WITH NARCISSAE
AND ROSES SO RICH AND LARGE THENCE NE’ER CAN SEE’ER TEARS
SHE GAVE THE ORDERS TO’ER MEN WITH VOICE COARSE BUT LOUD
AND PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY WERE HAPPY SMILING PROUD
KING NUMBER THREE – THE THIRD ONE
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE SMARTEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS IN MISTY HILLS OR STREAMS
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS MOTHEE HE NE’ER FUCKED A LLAMA
HE NE’ER FUCKED A SHEEP BOY HE NE’ER FUCKED AN IGUANA
HE NE’ER FUCKED A DOLPHIN HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS MATES
HE NE’ER FUCKED A PRICKLY PEAR BOY BUT HE ALWAYS MASTURBATED
HE MASTURBATED ALL DAY LONG IF’T’WAS RAIN OR NOT
HE MASTURBATED IN THE FIELLDS AND ALSO ON A TOP
OF VERY HUGE CUCUMBER TREE ON VERY TOP OF TREE
ISIDE THE MOST ABANDONED CAVES DEEP BENEATH THE SEA
HE MUSTURBATED IN THE GRASS AND ON THE MARQUETRY
AND IN THE NIGHT HE LAY ALONE LISTENING TO THE NIGHT
TO EVERY WHISPER HE CAN HEAR HANDS ON’IS SILKY SHEETS
WITH STEADY COCK AND COPPER BALLS AND BITTER SMILE ON LIPS
HE LISTENED TO THE ROCKY MOON TO DOGS WHO SCREAM AND BARK
TO FROGS CROACKING IN THE POOL TO DEERS WHO STARTS THE FIGHT
AND IF THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
HIS WIFE ROMANTIC WOMAN BOUGHT A BOEING AIR-PLANE
AND SHE WAS FLYING TO AND FRO IN THE PSYHOTIC CONSTRAINT
BUT FIRST OF ALL SHE WAS A QUEEN AND USED TO SIT ON THRONE
BUT OFT SHE RUSHED TO THE BOTTLES OF WHISKEY VERMOUTH RUM
AND THERE SHE’S SITTING ON THE THRONE LISTENING TO’ER GOD
AND THE PEOPLE WHOM SHE RULED WERE HAPPIEST IN THE WORLD
KING THE FOURTH
THERE LIVED A MERRY FUCKER HE WAS THE RICHEST KING
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS DAUGHTERS HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS SISTERS
HE NE’ER FUCKED’IS RELATIVES BOY IT’S ALL TRUE
BUT HE FUCKED THE SENSE OF HUMOUR BOY HE FUCKED OLD PYTAGORE
HE FUCKED PICASSO AND CHAGALL AND THE MUSUC OF SATIE
HE FUCKED THE SUNDAY MORNINGS HE FUCKED THE ROCK’N’ROLL
HE FUCKED THE TANKS OF GASOLINE AND ANTISEPTIC PILLS
HE FUCKED ALL THE COLLIDERS WITH THEIR DETECTORS BRAND-NEW
HE FUCKED FOOTBALL AND RUGBY HE FUCKED THE EVENING NEWS
HE FUCKED TILL GLOOMY MIDNIGHT PILED UP THE NEIGHBORING SPRUCE
AND AFTER ALL HE LAY ALONE LISTENINING TO THE NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE NIGHTINGALES WITH’IS STEADY COCK‘IS PRIDE
WITH’IS BALLS OF IRON BOY WITH’IS CURLS ALL GOLD’N’BLUE
LISTENING TO THE PAMPA GRASS WHICH EVIDENTLY GREW
LISTENING TO THE STARS WHICH WERE SMILING IN THE DEPTH OF HEAVEN
AND WHEN THERE WAS AN AUTUMN HE LISTENED TO FALLING LEAVES
THE QUEEN WHO WORE PROMPTLY THE DIAMOND STRIPED DRESS
WAS SITTING ON THE THRONE LISTENING EAST AND WEST
SHE TRIED TO USE’ER COMMON SENSE BUT DIFFICULT’T WAS
SHE BIT OF SCREAMED AND WEPT AT FIRST BUT BEEING TRAINED ACTRESS
AT LAST EXPLAINED SHE ROYAL WILL DISTINCTIVELY AND BRIGHTLY
SO ALL OF HER DEVOTED CREW FELT HAPPY HIGH AND MIGHTY
THE END
First printed by Finel in Logras, France thanks esp. to Daniel, Sylvie and Kevin
Who - it may be? - inspired me unwillingly having been slept in the next room but close to my bed.-
june – july 1993
The second printing with some corrections Moscow, august 2005
Thanks to my son, Alexey, who presented this computer to me.
